In the famous words of the
doughnut donut afficionado himself, "D'oh!"(nut)
- Homer Simpson.
Whether you're Team Doughnut or Team Donut, one thing's certain: pretty much any human being loves them. If you donut (sorry, had to), then I've already shunned you from my sweet-tooth, sugary sweet life. Anyone who knows me, knows that I'm into anything smothered in chocolate or belonging to the bread family. You'll find me pulling a Squidward during that one episode where he excruciatingly denies loving Krabby Patties & inhales the secret Krabby Patty vault. (I tend to allude to generic kid-friendly television shows very often). Just substitute the Krusty Krab with a Boulangerie. (My thighs just love me).
Being a sadist, I decided to binge-watch "British Bakeoff" on Youtube especially right before I sleep. Case in point: this donut guide was inspired by the oh-so British culinary television show. Maybe I'm trying to force myself to subconsciously dream of baked goodies, Freudian style. Regardless, I've pretty much caught myself consistently wiping off drool from my keyboard while Mary Berry and Paul Hollywood "criticize" the endless rows of Chelsea buns and jam-filled donuts. I swear, they pretty much are living my dream.
Luckily, I'm going to Rome, Italy during the end of my Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants-esque spring break, so expect to see my instagram popping with cannolis and scrumptious shots of the limitless gelato.
What is your favorite kind of donut?